Salutat10n5 n00b5, pe0n5, scrub5, astr0naut5, 0lympian5, 3x7ra0rd1nary Merf0lk. You will defer to me and refer to me as Lewis: The Great and Powerful or Lewis, TGaP teh 1337.Heart of Tiamat and Soul of Jas-Wee.

I hope you are excited as I am to begin this campaign. I shall be throwing a lot of things at the wall in our early trial period together and we will see what sticks. Zombies have always had a soft spot in my heart and I now must share their wonderful charm with unsuspecting Friends.

Just a bit on the logistics side;

Arrive promptly at 6:00pm, I know a few of you are getting off from work, So just text me when you are on your way. Parking is in the street out front, or in the driveway. Fear not about my Rents; I’ve never seen my Dad, So odds are he is not going to show up, and my mom will just be chilling upstairs playing Candy Crush Saga, As she is NOT expecting company.

Precautions have been taken to avoid Adult aggro.

Let me know if you have any questions about your character updates from last week or if you Feel the need to tell me how awesome I am 😀

Until next we meet, Lewis: TGaP